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[02 Jan 2007|11:48pm] definately deleting this journal. im going to actually start using mine.! 2 would erase me.

UPDATE!!! [15 Nov 2006|09:47pm] Pearls, Pearls and more Pearls from PearlsOnly.com go there erase me.

wHY not to cheat<3 [29 Apr 2006|03:09am] Several Reasons Not to Cheat on Your BF/GF by The-Seth Everyone considers cheating once in a while. So bookmark this page. And don't do it 1. You're not as a good a kisser as you think you are, and whoever you cheat with won't humor you. The spark goes out pretty quick when they laugh at you while your tongue's in their mouth. 2. You will get caught. Yes, you will. ESPECIALLY if you think you'll never get caught. You will. What? No, listen... you totally WILL. Haven't you ever watched TV? 3. The person you cheat with might turn out to be a lunatic who will burn down your house, sever your genitals, and mail them to the president. In fact, statistics show that this is true for 9 out of 10 cheaters. 4. You'll have to pay for twice as many presents and romantic dinners. And you can't skimp, because whoever gets the anniversary gorditas is gonna know you're sleeping around. 5. Three words: Internet sex tape. Do you really want some shut-in in Norway staring at the bottom of your feet? 6. There have been recent leaps in voodoo doll technology. 7. Karma. "Karma" being the name of the large venomous spider that your GF/BF will hide in your bed when they find out that you cheated. 8. If you believe in Santa, he will stop bringing you presents. If you don't believe in Santa, he will show up at your house and beat you with a rake handle. 9. Your BF/GF will form an emo band and record an insufferable eight-minute song about you and the video will be on MTV all the time. Kurt Loder will show up at your house and beat you with a rake handle. 10. Scabies.or crabs. or herpes. 11. The constant lingering guilt will eat away at you like leprosy, hollowing out your soul until you're nothing but a rotted gray husk, twitching and moist with tears. Kind of like Jude Law. 12. Cheaters are 75% more likely to be trampled by wild donkeys. 13. No one will ever trust you again. Ever. 4 would erase me.

yay!!! ima mama!!! [01 Mar 2006|07:18pm] [ mood | crazy ] [ music | Pink Floyd ] So i had alice. february 21st at 432 pm. She's perfect, she came on her due date. I had contractions when I woke up, at 6 am, and kept returning to sleep. Until about 930. then i woke up, woke tristan up, and went to the hospital. Then, I was dilated to 5. Everything went crazy from there.they came back after the epidural, to check how far dilated i was, and you could already see her head! lol. So, I pushed for about 15/ 20 minutes, and there she ws. Alice. She was beautiful! And the expierience was amazing, and I'd do it all over again. So we got home, and NO SLEEP! but, im breastfeeding, and i got a leopard print nursing bra. so thats rockin. I love my baby, she's beautiful, and amazing, it makes me cry. Gosh. Shes such a good baby. When all the other babies in the nursery were screaming, she was just looking around. no big deal, observing! haha she latched on right away, to make nursing easy, it just hurts, and i get sore alot, but were getting used to things together. daddys at work and school alot, but hes making a good life for us, and we love him for it. im gunna go wake her up and feed her that way shell sleep a little tonight. Oh, she was 6 lbs 8 ounces. 19 inches long, dark brown hair. BEAUTIFUL big blue etes. <333 love love love <3 candice eden 12 would erase me.

come join... [17 Dec 2005|06:16pm] ♥ COME JOIN thedoll_house ♥ kthks. erase me.

KFC PROTEST.. poor chickens =[ [27 Oct 2005|05:29pm] That is sick...what happens to the chickens at KFC.. but that is about the people working in those places. Not the company, you have people doing that in their backyards accrossthe nation every day. People in our military, are getting burnt up, and killed, and people are getting their heads cut off, and eight year olds are getting tried as adults, and people are stealing peoples children off the streets, and holding people hostage in boxes for so many years, and torturing people, and people are starving to death laying in our city streets, and shooting eachother downtown, and we protest about.. ... ...chickens? someone needs to get priorities straight, and while im pregnant, and getting cravings, i will continue to eat tortured chickens. candice eden 9 would erase me.

[11 Sep 2005|05:20am] [ mood | calm ] [ music | i love you trustan. lol ] Tristan and I's baby at four months: ok, for all the people, thatre nosey and read my journal, without me wanting them to... you should know this isnt tristan and i's "love child" this is a picture from google of a baby in the womb at the same age that our baby was, thought people that i care about would want to know what a fetus that age looked like. if you cant figure out that's what i meant, then dont read this. thanks and have a nice day. <333 you baby. candice eden 12 would erase me.

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